The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly For NFL Week 13

The Good:

• Chris Johnson, Ten RB: CJ2K had his second great week in a row posting 153 on 23 carries along with a pair of touchdowns.

• Marshawn Lynch, Sea RB: Lynch is an absolute beast! I would vote for him as breakout player of the year... Plus, did you see that run where he was in the middle of a pile of about 23 guys (hahaha only 22 on field ;), but then he broke loose for a TD???

• Ray Rice, Bal RB: Ehhh, it was nothing, just a career-high 204 yards... Plus a touchdown. Typical day at the office.

• Cam Newton, Car QB: 4 words, Rookie. Of. The. Year. He almost scored as many rushing touchdowns as words I just used, with 3, 1-yard TD scrambles. Not to mention a passing TD to Legedu - my Eggedu - Naanae AND a 23 yard reception that got down to the one!

• Aaron Rodgers, GB QB: *insert Rodgers is beast-mode paragraph here*

• Rob Gronkowski, NE TE: Just his 12th and 13th receiving touchdowns of the season this past week, plus chalk down a rushing TD as well.

• Drew Brees, NO QB: Brees made himself THE FIRST QB in NFL history to pass for 4,000 yards in 12 games, I think we can truly say, Breesus saves ;-)

• Tim Tebow, Den QB: I'm Tebowing right now, I'm a believer!!!

• The Comeback Kids (Caleb Thomasson): Well, this is the 3rd week in a row that Caleb's been the top scorer, it's pretty scary...

The Bad:

• Caleb Hanie, Chi QB: I (honestly, and this is saying something) think Brett Favre could do better! BRETT FAVRE!!! It's just sad...

• Michael Bush, Oak RB: Bush averaged 1.8 yards a carry, did you hear that? 1.8!

• Matt Forte, Chi RB: It's very possible Forte is out for the season with a knee sprain, which will just put the nail in the coffin for the bears.

• The Green Bay Packers: Y'all weren't really bad, just "this close" to losing your first game of the season.

The Ugly:

• Richard Seymour, Oak DT: Seymour threw a punch at a Miami offensive lineman Sunday and got ejected, that's the 3rd time in 3 years that he's been ejected.

• The Rams Offense: It's okay, 156 yards is better than 155! Getting shutout isn't THAT embarrassing, oh wait, yes it is! This is the NFL people!

• Falcons Offense: Yuck! Matt Ryan completed passes....... (dramatic paaaaauuuuuuuuussssssssseeeeeeeeee) alright, we're good. To the other team!